The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Mooney's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mooney was due a breakout.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Mooney, Mooney, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.