The Butter-Finger Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A mysterious flag erases Mooney's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mooney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.