The Shadow Coverage Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
72%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mooney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.