The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“The QB looks at Mooney exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mooney was due a breakout.
- Mooney gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mooney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.