The Inch-Short Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- The broadcast shows Mooney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mooney goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mooney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.