The Snap Count Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mooney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mooney's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.