The Phantom Flag Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mooney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mooney's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.