The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“The broadcast shows Mooney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mooney gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mooney drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.