The Late Scratch Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Mooney finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mooney's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.