The Shadow Coverage Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- The broadcast shows Mooney on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mooney's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Mooney was due a breakout.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mooney drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.