The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Mooney gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tulane's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mooney, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.