The Late Scratch Hex of Darnell Mooney
Darnell Mooney · NYG · WR
“Mooney will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mooney's week
- Mooney drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Mooney gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Mooney scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Darnell Mooney in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Darnell Mooney is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Darnell Mooney actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.