The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Montgomery's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.