The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Montgomery will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Montgomery's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.