The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Montgomery, Montgomery, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.