The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Montgomery, Montgomery, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.