The Late Scratch Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Montgomery, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.