The Sunday Night Fade Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“The broadcast shows Montgomery on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
73%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Montgomery, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.