The Sunday Night Fade Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- A mysterious flag erases Montgomery's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Montgomery, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.