The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Montgomery gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Montgomery gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
73%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Montgomery's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.