The Stuffed Run Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- The broadcast shows Montgomery on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Montgomery loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Montgomery scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.