The Phantom Flag Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Montgomery runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
79%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Montgomery, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.