The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Montgomery drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.