The Phantom Flag Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“The broadcast shows Montgomery on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Montgomery drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.