The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
88%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Montgomery scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.