The Garbage-Time Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
85%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Montgomery drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.