The Hamstring Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Coach says Montgomery is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Montgomery drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.