The Garbage-Time Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Montgomery's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Montgomery's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.