The Committee Backfield Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Coach says Montgomery is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
82%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Montgomery's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.