The Stuffed Run Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Ref: "Number Montgomery, that's a flag." Montgomery: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Montgomery gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Montgomery, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.