The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Montgomery gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Montgomery's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.