The Snap Count Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Coach says Montgomery is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Montgomery's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Montgomery drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.