The Committee Backfield Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- A mysterious flag erases Montgomery's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Montgomery drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.