The Fumble Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Montgomery drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.