The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Coach says Montgomery is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Montgomery drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.