The Stuffed Run Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Montgomery's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.