The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Montgomery will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Montgomery drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.