The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Montgomery gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
88%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Montgomery's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.