The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Montgomery scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Texans down to grief,
Montgomery scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.