The Garbage-Time Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Montgomery's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.