The Phantom Flag Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Ref: "Number Montgomery, that's a flag." Montgomery: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The broadcast shows Montgomery on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Montgomery drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.