The Stuffed Run Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Montgomery's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.