The Committee Backfield Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Montgomery is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Montgomery drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.