The Sunday Night Fade Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Montgomery gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Montgomery's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.