The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of David Montgomery
David Montgomery · HOU · RB
“Montgomery will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Montgomery's week
- Montgomery is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Montgomery sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Montgomery, Montgomery, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse David Montgomery in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If David Montgomery is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing David Montgomery actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.