The Butter-Finger Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Carter gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Carter's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.