The Butter-Finger Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“Carter's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
77%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Carter's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.