The Sunday Night Fade Hex of DeAndre Carter
DeAndre Carter · DET · WR
“At 33, Carter is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Carter's week
- Carter goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Carter's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Carter scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse DeAndre Carter in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If DeAndre Carter is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing DeAndre Carter actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.