The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Samuel Sr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Samuel Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.