The Snap Count Hex of Deebo Samuel Sr.
Deebo Samuel Sr. · SF · WR
“Samuel Sr. is already "Questionable" with that hamstring. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Samuel Sr.'s week
- Samuel Sr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Samuel Sr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Samuel Sr., hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deebo Samuel Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deebo Samuel Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deebo Samuel Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.